You want to know the craziest thing about these all-black, strapped-up, vaguely Matrix-ish Nike Blazers? The name could have been even longer. You've got the "V" in there for Velcro, and the TZ for Tier Zero, and the Lux because...well, yeah. But if you look at the photos (especially the second one), you'll notice there's no lining. So they could have been the Nike Blazer High V Lux NL TZ. Good luck fitting all that on a box. Additional photos follow.


[via Highsnobiety]