Like it or not, the fourth season of Dexter is coming to
an end this Sunday. Wish you could kill them all year 'round? With your impeccable sense of style, that is. To take you from everyday dud to sociopath stud like our man Dex, here are some items every wannabe murderer should have in his repertoire. From accessories and personal effects to a few items you'll need to spruce up your crib (ahem) "kill room," we've got you covered.

For You



Nike SB "Blood Splatter" Blazers [available through eBay]

As we all know, ladies often judge a fella by his footwear. If cruddy shoes say "I'm broke," then look to these gory kicks to say loud and clear to any potential mates, "hey, I kill people, but it's cool because they deserve it."



Nike SB "Blood Splatter" Eugene Backpack [available at RMKstore]

This is more of a casual carryall option (what we're saying is, don't bring it to work), for the homicidal sociopath on the go. It can fit about enough plastic wrap as you'll need and has extra compartments for some candy bars. Or epidurals.



Kill Uniform Men's Long-sleeved Thermal [available at the Top Heavy Clothing]

Like any good serial killer worth his salt, you've got to have a proper kill uniform. Add Dexter's signature long-sleeved thermal henley to your wardrobe and you'll be killin' 'em. Literally.



Blood Drip Silver Pendant [available at the Showtime store]

It's important to accessorize. Match your silver hunting knife to a lovely silver pendant for an accessory even Coco Chanel herself would approve of.


For Your Child



'My Dad Is Killer' Bib [available at Top Heavy Clothing]

Let the world know what a great Dad you are while your baby slaughters their Happy Meal. In addition, this should also settle down any overzealous bullies in the ball pit rather quickly.




'Cereal Spiller' Romper [available at Top Heavy Clothing]

Nothing can ruin a morning quicker than dropping your breakfast. It can be even more frustrating when the culprit isn't even you. So before you unleash you little terror, give unsuspecting victims a heads up just what they are in store for.

For Your Home



His and Hearse Pillows [available at the Showtime store]

Order a set of matching "His and Hearse" pillows to accentuate that lovely kill table you've just purchased from Crate & Barrel.



Dexter Coasters [available at the Showtime store]

For the sociopath who entertains, bring a set of four coasters into your living (or dying) room.



Limited Edition Shepard Fairey Print [available at the Showtime store]

Signed and numbered by Fairey himself, this limited edition print is to die for.



Dexter Bobble Head [available at the Showtime store]

For your shelf or desk, a cute bobbly reminder to keep stab, stab, stabbing away at life. Really brightens up a room.



Blood Splatter Wall Clock [available at Café Press]

Give new meaning to the the expression "killing time" with this painstakingly splattered wall clock.

Horror Movie Shower Curtain and Bath Mat [available at ThinkGeek]

Leave your guests wondering what's in your bathtub . . .

For Those Pesky Stains




BlueStar Forensic Kit

Dexter's a forensic blood splatter analyst so this one's a no-brainer.



Blood Buster Enzyme Cleaner

All that blood splattering can create some nasty stains, get the red out the way the pros do with this excellent enzyme cleaner.



Tyvek Coveralls

There's nothing better than Tyvek when you're trying to not to contaminate a crime scene or keep yourself clean so that you alibi isn't undone by some pesky DNA evidence.