The album cover for Chris Brown's upcoming, "Graffiti," begs to ask the question; is he trying to be an R&B hero or a Marvel Comics character? The latter must be considered because the superhero kind, and the wayward hipster doofus, are the only men that customarily where leggings out of doors. Seriously, give homie a utility belt and he'll look like Batman's all new, Krylon toting, guitar swinging sidekick.

Now Chris Breezy, he of domestic violence tendencies and talking bow ties, will have you believe his choice in glorified stockings was all about fashion. Don't be fooled. Yes, it has been universally accepted that we are all off the super baggy jeans. However, trading in one extreme for another, while simultaneously channeling your inner Prince Rogers Nelson, does not bring equilibrium to the fashion matrix.

This is a slippery slope we must never fall victim too. What's next? All spandex everything? [Via Animal]