Welcome to Tweet Street, our regular look at some of your online neighbors on Twitter. As we know, all Tweets are not created equal (just watch), so we'll take the good with the bad, but at the end of the day, we reached a verdict for each - block or follow. For our first installment, we'll be taking a drive through the Twitter neighborhood with the big houses - the over one million followers zip code. While a milli plus followers may indicate some sort of quality writing, that's clearly not the case.

5) FragDolls
Followers: 1,187,000

Sample Tweet: "Valkyrie has a gripe in her blog 'Rant: Modded Controllers'. Read more here! http://bit.ly/rLKSC"

FragDolls - the all-girl professional gaming team we've never heard of. That is a hell of a name, FragDolls. You'd even think something spicy might be going on. But no. The account reads like a Best Buy new release roll call meets coded video game nerd lingo. Somebody needs to hook up the TwitPic account and start posting some mirror shots, stat. Take a hint from Kardashian.

Verdict: Don't Follow

4) PaulFeig
Followers: 897,920

Sample Tweet: "Was just in the bathroom and a guy in a stall answered his phone by saying, "Hi, I'm taking a crap." At last, an honest man."

We're pretty glad we found this guy Paul because he's pretty freaking funny. Oh, he created Freaks and Geeks? Kind of makes sense now, I get it. From the typical username and bland icon he could have been from one of many of the White Guys On Twitter food groups - web/tech nerds, journalists, advertising hot shots and, of course, Hollywood white guys, where Paul may be the non-descript king.

Verdict: Follow

3) ChrisCornell
Followers: 1,089,000

Sample Tweet: "Watch the infection stretch out across the universe as god winks at the security cam."

Dude Chris, come on. Our man's updates fluctuate wildly from would be Soundgarden lyrics ("they fed on my insides till I snapped in half") to completely typical dad-tweets ("back from dinner, kids are asleep"). Pick a persona bro.

Verdict: Don't Follow

2) Sockington
Followers: 1,169,000

Sample Tweet: "sniiiiiiiiiiiiifffffff sniiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffff getting terrible smell reception here WHEN DID THE SCENT NETWORK SWITCH TO AT&T"

Naturally, we had to research this one. This is the cat of Jason Scott AKA "SketchCow", an apparently pretty cool web dude. So, fairly obscure bro, outside of the web crowd that is, creates gag profile for his pet cat, and... 1.1 million followers opt-in to hear the musings of said cat. Take that Fred Durst, Jim Jones and Nick Cannon. You lose. But, as much as we love a cat topping Fred fucking Durst, we can't endorse something so chick-ish. AIM it to your girl.

Verdict: Don't Follow

1) The Guys Who Turn Out To Work At Twitter (Ev, Goldman and Jack)
Followers: Low 1,000,000s

Sample Tweet: "Wondering if we have any Dungeon Masters who know 4E here at the Twoffice."

If you looked at list of the top ten Twitter users, you'd see users "ev", "jack" and "goldman" -- who are these nerds? Oh, ok -- these are the guys who started and now work at the company. That clears it up, because weren't exactly sure how nerds could rank that highly on Twitter without having been a star of Start Trek: The Next Generation (see @Wil Wheaton and @LeVar Burton).

Verdict: Follow Goldman (but skip Ev and Jack, they're pretty boring)