In conservative circles, tea parties are all the rage, but for the Average Joe, tea may seem like the pansy way to get your caffeine fix. German company Striptea has come up with a more interesting way to get, ahem . . . tea-bagged, without the unfortunate aftertaste. These paper strippers lounge in your teacup jacuzzi flavoring your drink with their nether regions. These tea bags go well with a nice Sack or some delicious Bawls.

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