Customized jeans haven't really been en vogue since Kid 'N' Play air-brushed their faces on their Sergio Valente's but once in a while an art-on-clothing idea comes along that revolutionizes the way we think about our jeans. Winkers is not one of those ideas.

Winkers feature hand-painted images on your gluteus maximus that animate as you walk. The promotional video for this little backyard art show features models who pay no mind America's obsession with body consciousness. We think the product would better be promoted by models who didn't look like the cast of "The Facts of Life" in the '90s, but what do we know? We at StreetLevel call for a moratorium on butt-painted jeans, from now on we save all that action for the front. If you'd like to get a pair of these dumb dungarees for someone you hate, you can do so here.

Watch the promo video after the jump.