The usage of the word "pause" as a way of saying, "Hey, man, my previous statement could be perceived as gay, but I'm not," is completely out of hand. Nowadays even the faintest allusion to male on male sexual interaction--not that there's anything wrong with that, à la Seinfeld--draws enough deafening cries of, "Pause!" to cause headaches.

But alas, in the case of these Rocky III flash drives, the emphatic announcement of a "Pause" [or at least, "Ayo!"] is very necessary. The look on the face of Apollo Creed (a.k.a. Carl Weathers aka Action Jackson) is enough to make the staunchest non-homophobe at least a little uncomfortable. The pic doesn't do these USB drives justice since they perform sit-ups when plugged in. Kinda like this trauma inducing Humping Dog USB (No, really) here. Available for about $30. [Via Engadget]