Yup, I know what you're thinking. "The black/metallic silver Total Max Uptempo Retros already came out!" Well, these are different. For starters, the "Tim Duncans" were technically metallic silver/black-white. Or, you could have looked at the photo. This primarily black version, due out in June of 2010, is more along the lines of the black/pale blue colorway we saw earlier, only without the perforations. Detail shots follow.

As if there isn't enough screaming in your home, designer Chris Dimino introduces "The Shining" Cuckoo clock. This chronographic take on the classic movie based on a Stephen King novel has taken to murdering the usually annoying hourly tones of the elusive bird and replacing that with Jack Nicholson's now famous "Here's Johnny" and the shrieks of Shelly Duvall. We can see this clock inducing insanity, lock up your axes.

Anyone who has ever had a Nintendo Entertainment System knows that in order to get the cartridges to work a lot of the time you had to blow on them like Hunts Point Hooker to get them to work. An inventive NES modder got to work putting the sweet sound of music in the game casing making a clever play on Nintendo's notorious non working game fix. The items are currently being sold on Ebay. No word on any other Nintendo instruments so your plans for a video game based jam band might be put on hold.

Available on Ebay

You had to know these were coming, right? After the NFW (No Flywire) versions of the Hypermax and the Air Max LeBron VII, a NFW Air Max Hyperize was virtually assured. Done up with a suede toebox, a quilted-looking upper, and a speckled midsole and heel counter, this is a more off-court friendly version of a decidedly on-court shoe. But that Air Max 360 unit is still there just in case you want to give them a try. If the red doesn't work for you, more colors are doubtlessly coming. Detail shots follow.

Premier has received the Nike Manny Pacquiao Trainer SC 2010. The sneakers comes in a red/white/blue/gold colorway, the colors of the Philippines' national flag and sports "PAC" and "MAN" on the right and left heels. These are selling out almost everywhere they're seen. Lucky for you, Premier is taking phone orders on these right now. Grab a pair while you can for $110 in sizes, 9-14. Quantities are limited.

Premier
14 Weston St SE
Grand Rapids, MI 49503
Ph. 616-742-2660

Be Positive offers a look at their Suede Chukka. The mid-top boot inspired sneaker features an royal blue , suede upper and clean white mid-sole.The Italian based brand has consistently produced great releases, and the Be Positive Chukka Suede continues to prove that. These should be releasing soon at retailers like Slam Jam.

The hit AMC series Mad Men and Barbie have some things in common. Both established in the 1950's and both have hair that looks like plastic. Its only right that the two get together for a set of Mad Men Barbie dolls. Modeled after the Characters Don and Betty Draper, Roger Sterling and Joan Holloway, the dolls will be limited to 7000-10,000 of each figure and can be found a specialty retailers and online at the AMC and Barbie Websites. The Joan Holloway doll is missing a few curves, but who are we to complain, its just a doll.

$74.99 at BarbieCollecter.com

Eliminated from the Big East tournament by Marquette (a day after knocking off UConn), it's likely that the St. John's University Red Storm are done for the year. However, that didn't stop Nike Basketball from making them some Hyperdunk PEs. Done up with a patent toebox and eyestay, a gradiated upper and "SJ" and "1870" on the tongue (the year the university was founded) as well as lots of other little SJU touches, the black-and-red kicks have a bit -- or more than a bit -- of a Chicago Bulls feel to them. But SJU has been involved with Nike since before Michael Jordan ever got to Chicago. Recognize. Detail shots follow.